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Akeena Solar, Inc. (AKNS) Message Board

  • minchie89 minchie89 Mar 19, 2008 7:57 PM Flag

    My wife just divorced me!

    Saturday AM:

    Make coffee and breakfast for wife.

    Let kids sleep in or watch TV as they desire.

    Print out Ameritrade and Scottrade data.

    Call family together in living room.

    Explain to them that Daddy has made a big mistake with his investments as he has bought AKNS and BSC (bear sterns)

    Explain public schools and student loans to kids. Answer their questions.

    Give wife bus schedule and explain why her car isn't in the garage anymore. Answer her questions.

    Pretend you hear a noise outside and go out back door to investigate.

    RUN LIKE HELL!
    I AM THE GOV AND THE GOV HAS SPOKEN!