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  • invest0890 invest0890 Oct 17, 2004 9:43 PM Flag

    Kerry: Bush to Blame for Burnt Toast

     

    CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN all show burnt toast as proof of Kerrys claim that Bush is to blame.

    Kerry promises that we well never see Burnt toast again if he is elected. Also promises no more childrent to be traumatized by Bush Burnt toast.

    Hero Senator Kerry (who has three purple hearts much like purple jam) also predicts increased employment as more butter and jam will be used!

    Edwards says that John Kerry Stem cell research may allow us to salvage all the toast burnt under the Bush administrations reign of Toast Terror.

    Kerrys campiagn manger accuses Bush of being A "Burnt Toast Terrorist" and suggest that the depart of Homeland security should have cracked down on Bush but there hands were tied.

    The DNC manual secretly sent out last evening now includes instructions to all localities to spread announcements that Bush has been burning their toast and that this outrage can only be resolved in the voting booth.

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    • ...

      "I will be voting for third party candidates in the lesser elections because the candidates I will be voting for more closely match my views, despite the fact that their chances of winning are small."

      Well, best of luck to you. And...you never know...that John Birch guy might make a decent dog catcher, after all.

    • While I am flattered by your obsession with me (mentioning me when responding to other posters) you should pay closer attention to the words I post.

      By what manner of distorted comprehension are those posts inconsistent? "Because of the war" means that President Bush is the best cnadidate because of the war. So while I am in closer agreement with Mr. Badnarik on most issues, the war on terror supercedes all other issues making President Bush the clear choice.

      I will be voting for third party candidates in the lesser elections because the candidates I will be voting for more closely match my views, despite the fact that their chances of winning are small.

    • OK, let me see if I get this straight. Please bear with me as it takes a while for the liberal brain to think rationally.

      Here goes . . . Everything that has gone wrong during the Bush years are because of the ineptitude and carelessness of the previous administration. On the other hand, - everything (anything?) that has gone right is because of the brilliance of the Bush Administration.

      • 1 Reply to lindaxyzabc
      • Oxymoron alert!

        Liberal brains do not think rationally.

        As a refresher, because liberals try to be all things for all people, they are forced to take all sides of all issues making it impossible for them to make tough decisions.

        Liberal John Kerry (the most liberal voting record on Capitol Hill) has taken great pains to avoid bringing up his liberal voting record and took umbrage when assigned the label by Presiden Bush in the debate.

        That is because he knows that 'Liberal' is a pejorative.

 
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