I thought this might be boring, but stick with it. You'll love the ending.
We are all familiar with a herd of cows, a flock of chIckens, a achool of fish and a Gaggle of geese.
However, less widely known is:
A pride of lions,
A murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens), an exaltation of doves and, presumably because they look so wise: a parliament of owls.
Now consider a group of Baboons.
Baboons are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates. And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons? Believe it or not... A Congress!
A CONGRESS OF BABOONS!
That pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington !
You just can’t make this stuff up.
We can reduce spending big time by replacing our Congress with a Congress of Baboons who work for much less. They also would not pass such stupid things as Obama Care. Maybe they are NOT the least intelligent of all primates.