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  • ctmuscles ctmuscles Jan 16, 2013 6:07 PM Flag

    my union the cwa sucks

    once again we are screwed in connecticut...all other districts have agreeded on contracts..once again the cwa has left us,3500 union members all alone to fight with at&t....what a joke...................president larry cohen of the cwa national has fed us a #$%$ sandwich......................

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    • ricky18201 Jan 17, 2013 4:39 PM Flag

      Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers of 55 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

      This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

      Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to Congress to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

      Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

      A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Congress deems appropriate.

      Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

      Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Congress.

      Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much #$%$ (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Congress has always prided themselves on the amount of #$%$ they give our citizens.

      Should you feel that you do not receive enough #$%$, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the #$%$ you can handle.

      The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

      PS - Due to recent budget cuts and the rising cost of electricity, gas and oil, as well as current market conditions, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been turned off.

    • Go find another job.

    • a repeat of 4 years ago....union? Ha...dont make me laugh.

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