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  • echo2165 echo2165 Feb 1, 2013 9:34 PM Flag

    AHQ (cont.)...



    “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers.” – Thomas Pynchon

    "President Obama delivered his inaugural address, which set a more liberal tone for his second term, especially the part where he showered the crowd with birth control pills." – Seth Meyers

    “What do we mean by ‘the public interest?’ Some say the public interest is merely what interests the public. I disagree.” – Newton Minow

    “Most harm is done by people who are awake.” – Jeremy Hardy

    “My first wife, I'll never forget her…and I've tried.” – Redd Foxx

    “Don’t accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.” – Ann Landers

    “I’ve come to the conclusion that roughly 50 percent of the adults in this country are simply too ignorant and functionally incompetent to be living in a free society. You might think I'm off base, but every day around half the people in this country go out of their way to prove me right.” - Neal Boortz

    “I go ‘it wasn't my fault, it was Captain Morgan!’ And my parole officer goes ‘Oh, like when Jose Cuervo made you ride the floor buffer?’, and I said ‘Exactly’!” – jon, explaining his new facial tattoo.

    “Fall with awareness and acceptance.” – Brian Kest

    “If you have a choice of selling shoes to ladies or giving birth to a flaming porcupine... look into that second, less painful career.” – Richard Jeni

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