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  • echo2165 echo2165 Mar 16, 2013 9:09 AM Flag

    AHQ (final)...

    ...“St. Patrick’s Day is the one holiday where your full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.” - anonymous

    “I'll bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork.” - Irving Brechert

    “I am the spirit of the morning sea, I am the awakening and the glad surprise.” – Richard Watson Gilder

    "All tours of the White House have been canceled due to budget concerns. Don't worry, there's another way get into the White House if you don't belong. Fake your birth certificate." - Craig Ferguson

    "In despair there are the most intense enjoyments, especially when one is very acutely conscious of the hopelessness of one's position." - Fedor Dostoevsky

    “I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” - Wendy Liebman

    “Republicans in Arkansas passed the strictest abortion law ever…they say in the bill that life begins when your sister gets drunk.” –Bill Maher

    "A passionately lived life is not always comfortable. Going for it involves being open to all of life - the joys, the sorrows, the mundane as well and the magic, the splendid victories, the most abject defeats. You might even stop closing your eyes during the scary parts of the movie. It takes committed, high energy, full-tilt boogie participation to have the kind of life you want." – Nicholas Lore

    “Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.” – Kin Hubbard

    "In accordance with Vatican tradition, the cardinals in the papal conclave will release white smoke when a Pope is chosen. The practice was started by those two ancient leaders, Cardinal Cheech and Cardinal Chong.” –Jimmy Fallon

    “Moping melancholy, And moon-struck madness.” – John Milton, Paradise Lost

    "Life is just part of the big picture." - Alyson Goff

    “Have a good weekend, all.” – echo2165

    "Strange is our situation here upon Earth." - Albert Einstein

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