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  • echo2165 echo2165 Apr 19, 2013 8:32 PM Flag

    After Hours Quotes...

    ...“This work contains many things which are new and interesting. Unfortunately, everything that is new is not interesting, and everything which is interesting, is not new.” – Lev Landau

    “Some men's words I remember so well that I must often use them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Republicans did not have the votes for a filibuster, so there will be a debate about the gun bill. And given the recent rash of gun violence, Republicans said it was the least they could do. Literally, they had a meeting and said, 'What is the least we can do’?” - Bill Maher

    “I am trying to do two things: dare to be a radical and not be a fool, which, if I may judge by the exhibitions around me, is a matter of no small difficulty.” – James A. Garfield

    “His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.” – Woody Allen

    "Iran is gearing up for a big presidential election in June. Yeah, this year it’s gonna be a tight race between Ahmadinejad and the guy they picked to lose to Ahmadinejad." - Jimmy Fallon

    “Adults are terribly confused, messed up people. That’s because they forget, really, that they don’t have to pretend all the time. Really, the fact is that you’re not an adult at all - you’re just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don’t understand… "The Middle East? Yeah, I know it was really bad. I wouldn’t have done that. A hysterectomy? Yeah, very painful, the shoulder is a very painful area." – Dylan Moran

    ”Did you ever hear one of these corny, positive messages on someone's answering machine? ‘Hi,it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: Share the love.‘ Beep. ‘Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love‘." – Andy Rooney

    "A long list of celebrities and musicians have signed a letter to President Obama asking him to ease the nation's drug enforcement policy. Hollywood celebrities and musicians want the president to ease our drug laws – it's always the people you least expect." –Jay Leno

    “The universe is an intelligence test.” – Timothy Leary

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    • ...“Aldous Huxley took the drug mescaline and then chronicled his experience in the book The Doors of Perception. Now, I don't actually think that's the first thing he wrote: he probably wrote 'my brain is melting' ten thousand times, but it was the book that the critics latched on to.“ – Bill Bailey

      “If the world were merely seductive, that would be easy. If it were merely challenging, that would be no problem. But I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the world and a desire to enjoy (or savor) the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” – E.B. White

      “John Boehner said today he wants to take away North Korea's missiles, but he won't because that's a slippery slope from there to gun control.” – Bill Maher

      “Figure out what to do, then take a nap.“ – anonymous

      “It's peculiar and unnerving in a way to see so many young people walking around with cellphones and iPods in their ears and so wrapped up in media and video games. It robs them of their self-identity. It's a shame to see them so tuned out to real life. Of course they are free to do that, as if that's got anything to do with freedom. The cost of liberty is high, and young people should understand that before they start spending their life with all those gadgets.” – Bob Dylan

      "Things are still very tense in North Korea. In fact, world leaders are still waiting to see if Kim Jong-un is going to actually fire a missile after this week’s deadline came and went. Apparently what happened was he messed up and bought Mentos and regular Coke. " - Jimmy Fallon

      “We can see other people's behaviour, but not their experience.” – Ronald David Laing

      “I’m writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It’s called, ‘Stop Staring at Me’!” – Zach Galafianakis

      “Margaret Thatcher died on Monday. Sara Palin was very sad about her passing, but at least now she said Charles can be king." - Bill Maher

      “When old men decided to barter young men for pride and profit, the transaction was called war." – Len Deighton

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      • “You know, many a man realizes late in life that if when he was a boy he had known what he knows now, instead of being what he is he might be what he won't; but how few boys stop to think that if they knew what they don't know instead of being what they will be, they wouldn't be?” – Stephen Leacock

        “The only two places you will ever hear ‘Do you want whipped cream on that?’ are at Starbucks and a brothel.” – Whitney Cummings

        “I want Kim Jong-un to test a missile because it's always a spectacular disaster. He's the only Asian in the world that doesn't test well." –Bill Maher

        “The world is only as deep as we can see. This is why fools think themselves profound. This is why terror is the passion of revelation.” – R. Scott Bakker

        “I give women two types of orgasms. Fake and none.“ – Adam Corolla

        "Because of budget cuts, the Navy may have to cancel Fleet Week, where thousands of sailors dock in New York City. Of course if you want to see a bunch of people glad to be off a boat, you could just wait for a Carnival cruise to come in." - Jimmy Fallon

        “Where do the homeless have 90 percent of their accidents?” - anonymous

        “There was an Old Man with a beard,
        Who said, "It is just as I feared…
        Two Owls and a Hen,
        Four Larks and a Wren,
        Have all built their nests in my beard!" – Edward Lear

        “The Republicans say no to background checks because that is the death of freedom. They are sticking with the principle that asking for any kind of ID would be a horrible violation of the Constitution...unless it keeps black people from voting. Then, it is a fantastic idea." - Bill Maher

        “WINE, n.Fermented grape-juice known to the Women's Christian Union as ‘liquor,’ sometimes as ‘rum.’ Wine, madam, is God's next best gift to man.” - Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911

        “Have a good weekend, all.“ – echo2165

        “The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them,” – Lois McMaster Bujold

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