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  • echo2165 echo2165 Oct 19, 2013 11:45 PM Flag

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    ...“I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you're not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.” – Lightsong the Bold

    “I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality.” – Jack Handy

    "New Rule: Bill O'Reilly has to tell us why he's always thinking about murder. Yes, since Obama was elected Bill O'Reilly has written three books about killing major historical figures. And Bill, I agree - how tragic that Kennedy, Lincoln and Jesus, these heroic, liberal, social reformers, had to die after being vilified by panicky, backwards-looking conservative blowhards. You surely did a great service pointing this out, and I look forward to your new children's book… Killing the Cat in the Hat." - Bill Maher

    “To put everything in balance is good; to put everything in harmony is better.” – Victor Hugo

    “The secret of all victory lies in the organization of the non-obvious.” - Oswald Spengler

    "Obamacare needs the premiums of healthier people to cover the costs of sicker people. It's a devious con that can only be described as insurance." - Stephen Colbert

    “But when tales of the cosmos are told, this period of ours may always be recalled as that in which men first came to realize what a violent universe we inhabit.” – Nigel Calder

    “Every violation of truth is not only a sort of suicide in the liar, but is a stab at the health of human society.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "The new deal means the U.S. will be able to pay off its debts. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief. By 'everyone' of course I mean China." - Craig Ferguson

    “An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.” - anonymous

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