If you are talking about me my friend I got fired once in 35 years and that was to cheat me out of severance and a large bonus. How bout you?
PS-Less than two months latter I had a job as a SEnior VP with a 30% raise and recognition from a major national publication as being #1 in my field. I will send you a copy of the article, it has one of the better pictures of me. Hope you feel better soon!