Ha- I thought you might be! I was a lawyer too (graduated in 2008 at age of 31 despite what my profile says) but I got laid off about 7 months ago from my miserable firm.
Sadly my "investing" has gone poorly as well having lost 50% since Dow 14000. When did you begin investing? Any tips you could share would be much appreciated! I need to generate about 2K a month off of trading since I am planning to move overseas to a cheaper area.