Zynga Previews Its Next ‘Ville Sequel, CityVille 2, In Closed Beta In the Philippines
The demographics of the Philippines would be perfect for ZNGA. The country is corrupt from top to bottom, everything (And I mean everything) can be purchased, a large portion of the population goes to bed hungry, and about ten families (mainly ethnic Chinese) control the economy and anything of value. The Catholic church is a major political force to boot.
Still, I love the place. I have never seen a people so happy in spite of their dire circumstances. Their sense of hospitality is legendary. Most importantly, the women are quite accomodating and muy caliente.
super rich ethtnic chinese families, the catholic church and sweet young filipino girls in sparkly pink panties would make quite a sight if Mr Pinus showed up fresh from an Israeli holiday to view the Closed Beta test!
I suspect Mark suffers from repressive tendencies, so it would be difficult for him to appreciate the sweltering sensuality of the Philippines. Ditto with the sparkling pink panties. The American Encyclopedia of Psychiatric Disorders states the point succinctly: "Men who obsess on wealth accumulation by any means often suffer from severe erectile dysfunction." This is what happens when you have dollar signs perpetually in your eyes. In any case, Mr. Pinus would conform entirely to the norms of his tribe, which means the only women deemed worthy would be J.A.P.s. It is such a waste, since there are so many fish in the sea. I might be mistaken in light of the infamous Russian bimbo incident. As you recall, she was stalking Mark, making it necessary for a $1.4 million personal security squad. It might help Mr. Pinus if he watched more Woody Allen. Woody finally escaped his demons when he married Mia Farrow's step daughter. Yes, it turns out Woody has that Asian fetish as well.