As a gesture of altruism, I sent the Four Mousekateers lifetime passes to the Stud, one of San Francisco's notorious black leather bars. They cheered up a bit after I told them about "Hot Mess Saturdays" and "Tranny Tuesdays." I even included drink tokens. I think all four of these pro traders are there at this very moment on Man Boy Monday. The experience has appeased their devastating losses on the rabid bull dog, a distraction from unpleasant realities.
I heard a rumor that they are all headed, en masse, to Zynga's San Francisco headquarters. Behind their vehicle is a boiling tar reservoir, along with numerous bags of feathers. I wonder what they are up to?