Should be: "Hi, you've reached Jeff Church. Today is Tuesday, January 29th. There are two more days in this month, and then it will be the next month, known as February. If you still have a problem in two days, I encourage you to call back again. If that does not answer your question, press the pound sign to speak to Super's Dog and Cat, or the star sign to hear the short-bashing theory of the day debunked."