...thinks a hedge fund means putting money aside to pay the gardener to cut the bushes.
Mine is the same way-I told him I wanted to cover my shorts and he put a towel around my waist.
LOLThat is redundant since if he was smart he would not be a broker.
told him not to sell until the stock splits and he cut my certificates in half!
.... and the # 1 reason my broker is so dumb: invited bollinger band to play at joecoffee's birthday bash.
Good stuff. Very Johnny Carsonesque.
... told him to sell Ford and he put a sign on my truck.
..asked about a limit order on McDonalds, and he wanted to know if i was going in or through the drive-thru