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  • wwzg@sbcglobal.net wwzg Apr 22, 2009 12:04 PM Flag

    THE MARGIN CALL GOING OUT TO SHORTS WILL CAUSE PANIC. 4's5's

    A man in a nursing home sees a woman playing solitaire and decides he must have her. He offers her $500 to do it with him. She agrees, they do it, and he's elated.

    He says "Wow! If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have given you $1,000."

    She says, "Too bad. For $1,000, I would have taken off my panty hose."

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