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A man in a nursing home sees a woman playing solitaire and decides he must have her. He offers her $500 to do it with him. She agrees, they do it, and he's elated.He says "Wow! If I'd known you were a virgin, I'd have given you $1,000."She says, "Too bad. For $1,000, I would have taken off my panty hose." ___________________Thank you ! Love it