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  • daveedandlaura daveedandlaura Dec 12, 2012 8:29 PM Flag

    Sheryl Sandberg just called and asked if we can keep the $27.50 bid up for 2 more days?

    Gefilte fish party II in final planning stages just in time for the holidays!!!

    Ma Cohen herself will personally cater and offer her latest creations of that time honored Yiddish delicacy

    Billy Blanks has been naimed to provide personal training services for all Farcebook employees , to start 2013. Aerobic workouts will become mandatory at least 3 times a week for 30 minutes each session. Mr Blanks will report to THE ZUCK HIMSELF.

    JJ Virgin will be announced as the new operator of the Farcebook cafeteria in 2013. All Farcebook employees will be required to learn Ms. VIrgin's 7 verbotten foods to consume, in order to retain employment.

    Orlando Wilson that famous fisherman, will provide "fisher" services and supply the Farcebook cafeteria with only the freshest and finest fresh fish.

    Rachael Ray will be appointed as Director of Organic Procurement. All foods served in the Farcebook cafeteria must come from certified organic farms.

    Ms. Virgin and Mr. Wilson will report to Ms. Ray, who will report to Ms. Sandberg.

    Martha Stewart will be brought in from time to time for various unspecified special projects. She will report to Ms. Zuck.

    Yes, Zuck continues to execute the Farcebook strategic plan to perfection.

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