I can't believe I'm in this! PE=666 (Hmmmm....maybe its a Satanic conspiracy) The fundamentals are all wrong! It makes no sense I tell you. The product sucks! Book Value $1.50!! Millions of angry customers p.o.'d at busy signals. Millions even paying LD charges to access the AOL modem. They're like heroin addicts!!
The other night my mom was over and asked to use my PC to log onto AOL. Of course I had the software 'cause it comes with every *&%^$ PC on earth! As she's checking her e-mail (ever hear the ingratiating and nauseating AOL "you have e-mail" voice?) My mom says, "I just love AOL. It's easy and fun!"
Then. I saw the light!!! "Easy and fun!!" Idiots by the millions at $21.99/month. (No offense mom.) I've even met some idiots who keep paying their credit card charges though they didn't even own a computer anymore! No lie!!! Maybe they'll get a replacement PC so they can order The Best of Slim Whitman on KTEL.COM via AOL.
I'm in. I'm nervous. This IS unnatural and unreal. You can bet I'll keep those stop loss orders creeping up about 9% behind the current price in case of doomsday.
Me. AOL? My money. AOL? My common sense. AOL? My MBA!! AOL??
I'm not a lemming. It's not my nature!! Who can sleep at night owning this thing!!!?? Yet . . . who can stand by and watch the money pass you by??