Bud light presents real men of genius, here’s to you Mr.Doomsday SNDK short trader.The market goes up, but you steadfastly dare to piss in the wind.Not just shorting any stock, you demand the thrill of leveraged shorting a red hot a break out stock like SNDK.Great fundamentals and technicals, not a concern for you, you dare to step where no man should, right in front of a train.And margin, it’s not just for cooking anymore, wait what’s that smell?In Texas they say if you mess with bull you get the horns, and you’ll only prove that a bear doesn't just shart in the woods, you've got a full pant load as you cover your next trade.You want the market to laugh, tell him your plan, but your sir go to the forum and give Mr. Market the finger in all CAPS.They say you can’t catch a falling knife, yet you say does it count if it sticks on your back!They say they don’t ring a bell at the top, but you sir are the loudest Ding Dong around.Here's to you Mr. Doomsday SNDK short trader and thanks for keeping the market liquid and SNDK hitting new 52 week highs.
You can add "Mr. Know it all I've sold all my shares and I'm going to let world know it" guy. We've had some grandiose pronouncements on the top and, of course, they've been wrong.
hurry and get us to 60
Sweet, but you forgot to add the singers high pitched zingers after the announcers comments. Something like, "I smell bacon" and "I think I shit myself":D
Very funny (and true).
Plagerized with editing from another board.