I'm going to alert Prunoid to the job opportunities at Intel. He's been looking for a 3rd shift janatorial position since he recently lost his job at the topless bar in Titsville, Fla. Rumor is that he was caught with his finger in the dishwasher and she didn't like it, so managemenrt gave him the steel-toe parachute.
prunoid has already returned to brookings. i saw him yesterday in the trailer park laundromat. he's working at a yahoo owned lemming farm that's located just outside of town near his favorite saloon. he said that the lemmings they raise supply an endless stream of message board members for the foundering internet company. he also said that with the experience he brings to the job that he could be working full time by this summer.