People always overreact and miscommunicate information after quarterly earnings reports. Flat growth for Intel simply means that it needs to work harder to maintain its market share. There was no report that dividends would decrease, or that the company is unable to adapt to mobile markets. Quite the opposite.
Eeyore is a character in the Winnie-the-Pooh books by A. A. Milne. He is generally characterized as a pessimistic, gloomy, depressed, anhedonic, old grey stuffed donkey who is a friend of the title character, Winnie-the-Pooh.