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  • littlestewie88 littlestewie88 Jul 22, 2013 1:03 PM Flag

    Forgot My Glasses - Lucy Nuff

    Forgot my glasses
    Yesterday my daughter again asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
    Talking about my "doing something useful" seemed to be her favorite topic of conversation.
    She was "only thinking of me" and suggested I go down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.
    I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business. I told her that I had joined a parachute club.
    She said, "Are you nuts? You're almost 72 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"
    I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.
    She said to me, "Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."
    "I'm in trouble again, and I don't know what to do... I signed up for five jumps a week." I told her.
    She fainted.
    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun.

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