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  • littlestewie88 littlestewie88 Sep 23, 2013 12:04 PM Flag


    A lady walks into tiffany's in new york. she looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends overto look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

    very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops, and prays that a salesperson was not anywhere near. as she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
    salesman standing right behind her.

    good looking guy as well. as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional.

    in a store like tiffany's. he politely greets the lady with, 'good day, may we help you today??? blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?

    the gentleman answers.."madam .. If you farted just looking at it - you're gonna #$%$ when i tell you the price!"

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