THE BEST BOOK EVER "WRITTEN" ON THE STOCK MARKET-REMEMBER IT WHEN YOU WRITE BS
My good friend gave me a book last X-Mas. It was called "ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET". The title was in gold leaf, and there was a place where you could add your name. A piece of extra gold leaf was included so you you could add "by George Jones" and it would appear like you had written a book.
You then showed it to someone and it looked like a genuine book cover.
WHEN YOU OPENED IT UP, ALL THE PAGES WERE BLANK