Folks - It is the end of the year and I have reviewed my actions.
I am ashamed. For all my short puts. I've lost my azletof.
My escort service won't return my calls.
My Howdy Doody Blow Up Doll deflated due to over use.
I'm out of Crisco.
Things are going to pot quickly for me.
I'm selling out and converting to, yes, money market mutual funds.
My cousin Woody has gotten me a good job at the local Dollar store stocking shelves from midnight to 8 am. I get 3% off on paper goods after 6 months.
On weekends I work at the local bowling alley handing out shoes and cleaning them.
I feel good about myself. Never again will I invest in puts. I am putting it all "behind" me.
Sentiment: Strong Buy
Some how Tonka's cousin "Woody" is going to get some fringe benefits for getting Tonka the job. Maybe Tonka will be doing alot of bending over and stocking the bottom shelves? LOL...
Sunday Night Humor...