Interestingly enough,Caravaggio was not all that famous till this century But you do have some rather dynamic prose, so perhaps some yahoo junkies would aspire to a good beheading... Rather like a Praying Mantis looks forward to sex
For me, I like a submissive woman.. or at least one who is made to submit...;)
I apologize for be the fly sitting on the bathroom toilet seat watching you and your not so future "bride not to be" embrace whispering sweet nothings, but I had my eyes covered with my hands... honest!
(Tip...between just you and I farmer, tell her you like to wear a bra and panties when you're alone.)
Gee porci, Was that a whip in your hands? Seems we may have unveiled a new dimension of your charactor...And while I've crossed many roads in my life, some I choose to never cross again, perhaps I'll run the dress idea past a friend of mine to see if she bites. LOL
I even tried phone sex a long time ago but found the holes in the dialer were far too small!