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  • wareham2620 wareham2620 Dec 16, 2008 10:43 AM Flag

    Christmas Joke

    Dusty Underwear

    > One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife
    > "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
    > would take a few inches off of your butt!!"
    > His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
    > comment go unrewarded.
    > The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
    > "What the Hell is this??", he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud
    > appeared when he shook them out.
    > "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder
    > in my underwear?"
    > She replied with a snicker:.... "It's not talcum powder....... It's
    > 'Miracle Grow'"

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