I left for a week and had more bad luck then years gone by.
1st a flat tire out in the desert
2nd our power goes out for 18 hours
3rd my new treasure chest got slammed shut
4th broke my toe and broke a tool at the same time
5th usps delivers damaged package (not insured, item stolen)
6th package returned (refused) I'm confused on this one
7th My Ebay ads have my competitors ad listed on the bottom of my listing. . .
8th I didn't win a thing on the Mega Millions
Better luck in the upcoming week, it can't get any worse.
I haded a bad weak all sew. Furst Maw foun my personnel stash of ebait purrchasis (addult pearafunnailya) an she done trowed dem in tha traler park publick dumpstir. Den sum of tha traler park kids finded dem an seen my name ritten in majic marker down tha shaft of sirton idumbs. I wont say wat dem idums wuz cuz it purrsonnail tings I byed on ebait. Them thar kids den proseedid to show evry won tha findings. Now tha hole traler park no my durdy widdle seakrit witch is I wike it up tha but. I wuz sew imbarris I runned to Maw wit teers cumming down my cheeks an I telled her wat wuz rong an she laffed sew hard teers wuz cumming outta her eyes to. She saided she knowed dem kids wood be dumpstir divin an hoped thay'd find dem. She sayed tha knews maked her dey an walked aweigh laffing. Dat hertid my feelings. Sew you sea I haded tha worst weak eber.
ok buy. emale me. tha end
What's it to you sullied? When do you think you'll quit obsessing and spamming and finally move on and do something with your sad, lonely, miserable "life"? Do you always pass out sage advice you're too dumb to follow yourself?
"The hardwood floor I laid 14 years ago got ruined in 10 minutes from an over flowed toilet"
I'm betting that is the last time you got laid. Your comment also supports my hypothesis that you are full of cr@p.