Hello, I;m Cramer. Others want to be your friend, I just want to look you in the eye show you my pearly whites and fleece the (F) out of you.
I'm here not to help the little investor, I'm here to help my trust fund.
Each night I'll toot my horn and show all kinds of gimmick's in a desperate attempt to sway the market. Obviously you've figured me out? My strategy hasn't worked as good as I anticipated so I'll come on night after night week after week until I've got us to financial freedom.
I am going to be giving a course on how to trade Cramer comments. Cost is only 25k upfront, no refunds. This will likely be much cheaper for you than learning on your own. Will send you an invoice. Thanks.