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  • justkeepushin justkeepushin Feb 11, 2013 5:41 PM Flag

    The Graham Cracker

    Lindsey Graham to President Bush - Yea its hard being in the military when all i do all day is move papers, play golf and think of my bright legal future when I get the far away from here.

    Bush to Lindsey - I know what you mean. My old man had to really work hard to get me in the Texas Air National Guard. They wanted to send my behind to Vietnam, but I say no way. I'd hide in Canada if that happened/

    Lindsy to Bush - Yea I should of done that but if you do that in South Carolina they brand you a pinky Democrat. No way I could live with that. By the way President Bush, how many days did you serve in the Texas Air National Guard?

    Bush to Lindsey - Oh about 30 days. Most of my time was spent off base, drinking, chasing women and spending my old man's millions..Hey it paid off - I got to be president off my old man's coat tails and even was a partner of the Texas Rangers using my old man's oil money.

    Man those were the good old days. Fight for your country but never show up for duty.

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