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  • hoozdik_hertz_567 hoozdik_hertz_567 Mar 3, 2013 9:37 AM Flag

    Hi, I'm #$%$ Hertz... and I just enrolled in


    The Texas School of Gun Safety. Here is the course outline:

    Class #1: "Shoot Your Instructor" - This 3-credit course is a prerequisite to course #2, which is:

    Class #2: "Blowing An Attorney's Head Off" - This is a 4-credit class, since it is difficult to mistake an attorney's face for a game bird. Only a highly skilled marksman and veteran hunter could mistake a 78-year-old Texas attorney for a quail while participating in a quail hunt on a ranch in Kenedy County, Texas. That's why the course is held in Texas.

    Class #3" "Receiving Your Certificate" - You may noe proudly frame this beautiful certificate that reads "Congratulates! You have fulfilled all the requirements for being a "REAL" man"!

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