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  • vlady84 vlady84 Mar 2, 2005 8:40 PM Flag

    HOWARD STERN - FARTMAN WILL SAVE US

    Not to worry! If/When Flatulants become taxable Howard Stern will come to the RESCUE as FARTMAN. He will fly through the air with the greatest of ease, swoop down and save us from the FART TAX COLLECTOR.

    Be fearful of a Government who in their zeal attempts to TAX everything, including ' the passing of wind '. It appears that our Government is attempting to build a " FART DECTECTOR ".

    Call/Write your Congressman and Senator immediately. Do it before your next fart. It's everybody's right to FART whenever and where ever they so desire. Why, I think it's in the Constipation !

 
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