I wanted to take a moment to thanks the thousands of Short Bashers for their Obsession over ME!
"I grew up in a time where we did things that you kids can only write movies about"
Alright so, more rhetoric...
Why use the term "kiddo?" Why call yourself an "old man"? Who are "you kids?" Why refer to having "[grown] up" in a particular time? Why refer to not trusting anyone in some arbitrarily named age range?