"Longs all want me to go away" ..... sniff, sniff, sniff!
Dear Ann Nomo,
Yes, Ann often loves to play the victim when someone lashes out at her for her outrageous comments on [you name the subject]. And she does it well, given her long blonde hair, and weepy eyes ... and when the interview is over and she's off camera, she walks away from the set laughing out loud all the way to the bank.
But YOU just don't have the Ann gene in you for playing out this scene day in and day out.
Try something else to elicit tears from the gallery.