LMAO, just because you ddint make a dime during the markets all time highs doesnt mean you can hate.
Stop pretending your some kind of smart trader and can use fancy instruments like shorting and put buying. Just say this 5 times when you wake up, "Im not smart, I know NOTHING. I will stop fronting like a good trader. I am a sheep, I am no different from a sheep, I listen to SPY short morons like, i_bump, IMDB, and most other pathetic posters on this Y! MB".