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  • petersen_class_action petersen_class_action Nov 12, 2012 6:07 AM Flag

    Here come the 80's (Classic 80's jokes)

    Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire?
    A: Beat it!

    Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
    A: Islands in the Stream

    Q: Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?
    A: John Cougar's Melon Camp

    Q: What's grosser than sweat on Olivia Newton John?
    A: Come on Eileen

    Q: How did Billy Squier die?
    A: Stroke! Stroke!

    Q: What is the difference Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
    A: Michael Jackson was burned using Pepsi and Richard Pryor was burned using Coke.

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