Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught fire?
A: Beat it!
Q: What do you call Dolly Parton doing the backstroke?
A: Islands in the Stream
Q: Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?
A: John Cougar's Melon Camp
Q: What's grosser than sweat on Olivia Newton John?
A: Come on Eileen
Q: How did Billy Squier die?
A: Stroke! Stroke!
Q: What is the difference Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor?
A: Michael Jackson was burned using Pepsi and Richard Pryor was burned using Coke.