story which is much more reasonable than your black-white-talk.
Wowgoner sneaked to Taiwan one day, the Taiwanese police stopped him because of his accent, he claimed that he is a mountain people, the police did not believe him, the police asked him to write the Chinese character "dragon" and "turtle", wowgoner wrote the simplified characters, so the police locked him up and threatened him if he did not explain how he got to Taiwan, then he would be treated as a communist's spy . wowgoner told the truth that he paid 10,000 people dollar to ride a fishing boat to Taiwan. So wowgoner was sent back to China, from then on wowgoner became a saint, he imaged himself is a Taiwanese mountain people.
America is not for wowgoner, Taiwan is not for wowgoner, only China is for wowgoner.