Bubba Ray Johnson, Grand wizard of the Alabama Klan ,[ oops, I mean Teaparty ] was arrested in East Bumbfu#k, Alabama last night when in a drunken state he ignited several cass of fireworks, while shooting his assult weapon in celibration of the New Year. This resulted 7 trailers being a total loss, including his own, in the Redneck Heaven Trailer park. It is estimated that the damage caused by his actions were at least $500. Bubba's bail was set at $10,000 which was covered by the NRA. NRA spokesman Kevin Prepper stated that Mr. Bubba Ray's rights were infringed and that every real American had the right to own and shoot an assult weapon to celebrate. Bubba's only comment upon release was " I done did nothing wrong & am is a American that Rush, Glen, the NRA and Fox News be proud of. It's them there socialist Obama lovers that is trying to stop my freedoms!". Bubba Ray also advised that he would be calling on all klan [ opps, I mean Teaparty], members to hold a rally in support of his actions this Friday at the trailer park.