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  • thurstonbillingsley thurstonbillingsley Mar 22, 2014 1:04 AM Flag

    I had a little tiff at the country club this afternoon

    I brought several pair of dress shoes into the club as they had minor scuffs here and there. By the time I was done, I had used 31 of the clubs bath towels and black shoe polish was everywhere. I honestly didn't think about it when I started. Apparently some democrat told the staff what I was doing and the general manager came in seething mad. He raised his voice and we had quite a shouting match. I threw a tantrum and told them I was going to sue because they changed the channel lineups and took Fox News off the TV's in the areas of the club that I frequent. He calmed down and asked me to please not do this again.

    Afterwards I went to Starbucks and asked the manager to guess how much my shoes cost. He couldn't believe it when I told him my Bruno Magli's were $895 before tax.

    Republicans like to impress the managers at Starbucks.

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