Premiering on the Animal Channel in January, 'Finding Board Troll" is a new show sponsored by the Zooloodestroyers. The Board Troll Research Organization (BTRO) helps the scientific community examine the existence of board trolls and their strange habits.
In the first episode, Bobo, Cliff, Matt and Ranae compare Board Trolls with their favorite search target, Big foot:
Bobo says: "Well, a Board Troll, like the one we track on Yahoo Finance, is like a half human half monkey, but more monkey. The Yahoo finance board troll is less intelligent than a common ape. which makes him easy to spot on the message boards. He can't spell, or form complete sentences, he often copies and pastes comments from those who can to cover up these facts. If he is suspected to be present in offline situations, he, like Bigfoot, is described to have a strong, offensive odor. He is also suspected of not being able to breed, due to the fact he is attracted to both humans and apes of his own gender. However, he does have a distinctive mating call, it sounds like he is screaming "baaaaaagholder" over and over. He can be baited to show himself if you leave a open bag of Fritos and a can of Bud Light in back of a known gay bar."
I say ALL monkey. cause he can't read write or spell. Sometimes it's like trying to read a foreign language. But when he sticks his hand in the fritos I can smell squat! Plus I think he drinks with his pinky finger sticking out from the Bud Light, total give away!