Today, Mr. John Morgan, CEO and Chairman of the Board of Zep Inc. announced that he is personally closing the following branches: Seattle, Kansas City, Denver, Minneapolis and Cleveland by the end of the year. In doing so, he said it would increase sales. Also, in a related story, the moon is made of cheese and Mr. Morgan is also selling the Brooklyn bridge even though that is not possible because he doesn't know how to sell S**T to dead people. I am sure glad I have been purposely decreasing my sales and re-purposing myself by continuing to work for Zep but selling for other companies. This company is a dead end except for the CEO who is accountable to no one.