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  • skimaniac101 skimaniac101 Apr 8, 2013 8:16 PM Flag

    Only a moron supports Obama!

    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

    Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."

    The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Obama?" Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."

    The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

    Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."

    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"

    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me an Obama fan.."

    LMAO, how true it is!

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    • And what kind of fool would support a couple of fools like Geo.Bush and #$%$ Cheney thru EIGHT YEARS of disaster ? You sound like one of those fools.

    • People don't like your kind. And while you stroke out watching Faux News. Our side of enlightenment and social justice will grow more powerful every time one of you old white racists neanderthals meets the grave. Hillary is next, then who knows? Maybe Elizabeth Warren will be President of our great nation and rein in the disparity of wealth problem that plagues the 99%. Then another black man just to rub it in. In short, I guess what I'm saying is we are here and we are TAKING OUR COUNTRY BACK!

    • BRAVO! GOOD ONE!!!

      • 1 Reply to nurgisglompin
      • Genesis 47:13-27
        I would love to give the Pastor of this predominantly black church in Virginia
        three cheers. This guy is obviously a leader. Perhaps we should each decide who
        our real leader is. It is amazing to see that very little has changed in 4,000
        Good morning, brothers
        and sisters; it’s always a delight to see the pews crowded on Sunday morning,
        and so eager to get into God’s Word. Turn with me in your Bibles, if you will,
        to the 47th chapter of Genesis. We’ll begin our reading at verse 13, and go
        through verse 27.
        Brother Ray, would you stand and read that great passage for us? … (reading) … Thank you for that fine reading, Brother Ray. So we see that economic hard times fell upon Egypt , and
        the people turned to the government of Pharaoh to deal with this for them. And
        Pharaoh nationalized the grain harvest, and placed the grain in great
        store-houses that he had built. So the people brought their money to Pharaoh,
        like a great tax increase, and gave it all to him willingly in return for
        grain. And this went on until their money ran out, and they were hungry again.
        So when they went to
        Pharaoh after that, they brought their livestock- their cattle, their horses,
        their sheep, and their donkey – to barter for grain, and verse 17 says that
        only took them through the end of that year. But the famine wasn’t over, was
        it? So the next year, the people came before Pharaoh and admitted they had
        nothing left, except their land and their own lives. “There is nothing left in
        the sight of my lord but our bodies and our land. Why should we die before your
        eyes, both we and our land? Buy us and our land for food, and we with our land
        will be servants to Pharaoh.” So they surrendered their homes, their land, and
        their real estate to Pharaoh’s government, and then sold themselves into
        slavery to him, in return for grain.

    • As we have said here over and over again, Obama is a phony, a fraud, a felon, and a joke! Obama does not know Squat about anything! Obama is nothing more than a failed clerk in an ice cream store/community organizer!

      Sentiment: Strong Buy

    • LOL EXCELLANT, EXCELLANT! Good seeing ya on the board again.

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