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  • the_planters_guy the_planters_guy Feb 13, 2013 8:57 AM Flag

    Triumph Passenger Reporting In: STILL NO HOT FUDGE SUNDAES!!!!!

    But plenty of hot poop being flung overboard. The warm onion/ cucumber sandwiches are rather tasty but some of the passengers are contemplating cannibalism. It's too hot below deck so we're mostly going nude or wearing makeshift loin-cloths. Fortunately the crew is offering us all the free booze we can drink to make this ordeal bearable! The lack of hot fudge sundaes are making some of the passengers restless and we're worried if we don't make it to port soon, things could get crazy!

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