girls night out: the two girls were out later then usual and decided to cut thru a graveyard while walking. Both decide they have to pee and find grave markers to go behind. The 1st lady wiped with her panties and threw them aside. The 2nd lady, wearing expensive undies, decided to feel around for something to wipe with. She feels a ribbon aside the marker and wipes. The next day both husband are talking. One says,"girls night out has got to stop. Other husband,"how so?" !st husband said,"my wife came home last night with no panties! 2nd husband says, well that's nothing. Mine came home with a card stuck between her butt and it said, "from the firehouse boys, we sure miss you!"