Was your red-headed Uncle also named Archie?
Nope, I do have a red headed uncle by the name of Bill. Does that help?
Well, Bill doesnt really make sense to me.
Are you sure his name isnt Archie, or Ralph, or Richie, or Opie?
I had a red-headed Aunt, and her name was Lucille. She was a real Ball to hang out with.