Maybe she is busy shopping at the Kardashian store for Christmas gifts but it's amazing how posters come and make so many unsubstantiated claims, trying to sound knowledgable.
If the finance thing is too tough maybe you can spend time on a Jewish singles site where everyone will be speaking of what they have...then you can really place up your Macy's knowledge and no one will know any difference.
Maybe you should write the book: Diane's Story, Successful Investing Techniques, for all to learn from (doubts)! Maybe they will call you from The View or Bloomberg to interview you (doubts). Maybe first, try and string together a complete thought about the opportunities for M to increase profits (doubts).