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  • InvestmentGuru2001 InvestmentGuru2001 Mar 13, 2002 1:28 PM Flag

    Re: InvestmentFool... good one!!

    A Tale About investmentguru_2001 -- An Imposter.

    He is a recent escapee from a mental institution in Texas, where he shared a cell with Andrea Yates for several months, before being transfer to yet another institution, where he shared a cell with Ben Dover. That latter experienced helped "plug" him in -- not only to Yahoo Boards like this one, but in other ways as well -- if you get my drift.

    He has been reamed so often that he now has shit for brains -- which is a modest improvement over what he started with.

    An abused child, he was forced to prostitute himself on the streets of New York, only to contract HIV from a drunken sailor who mistook him for diesel dyke, and who removed his family jewels when reality set in.

    Now on the run from authorities, he has tried to assume the IDs of various posters on Yahoo Boards to placate his inadequacies and deficienies as a man.

    Authorities view him as a threat to himself and others, and hope that he will find a tall bridge before he is able to inflict harm on others.

    Beware the Ides of March -- this lunatic is out about us.