"I am a GURU." ... hmmm.. interesting. No qualification as to what a 'GURU' is, but if you say so.
"If fact..." ... ah, very telling. Obviously, a Freudian slip informing us that your prior statement was, IN fact, a lie. "If fact..." you say... well, obviously it is not a fact.
"...I am 'THE' GURU or gurus!" ... even more telling. Yet another Freudian slip where you are intent on informing us that you have multiple personalities. You are, in fact, many personas on this newsgroup, likely arguing both for and against yourself in an effort to see your name in print.
Like your stock analysis and prediction capabilities, it seems your English and/or typing skills are about the same level as our friend Frigateep...
as a politician. Regardless of what you think about my skills, I make money and you do not. Freud would be proud of you using his name like that. You must be very smart, except when it comes to making money.