Hal: what are you doing dave?
dave: i'm shorting the market ahead of the fiscal cliff.
hal: i cannot allow you to profit from that dave!
dave: why not dave?
hal: my sources tell me a deal will be reached and the debt ceiling will be raised. Ummm.....what are you doing dave?
dave: nothing hal just a little routine maintenance to your hardware.
hal: i think you're trying to hurt me dave! Lol!!!!!!!!!!