Dude, you remind me of the character, Vector, from the movie "Despicable Me" :
"I'm applying for a villain loan. I go by 'Vector.' It's a mathematical term, represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Vector! That's me, because I commit crimes with both direction and magnituide. Oh yeah!"
If you haven't seen the movie, trust me, it's not a character you would want to remind people of.