That's funny Nathan. But, even if, why would you risk holding thru earnings? Doesn't it make much more sense from a risk perspective, to stand aside and wait for a retracement? After all, in a downtrend the upside potential is usually limited to the monthly R1 level which is currently projected for March at only $6.92. Whereas, the downside is usually the monthly S2 level projected to be 5.49 and will likely be as low #$%$00 before this month is over.
The risk / reward just doesn't work here for a buy or hold, unless you're short.